in Haiku form!
Mannequin:
Where is the remote
Man I feel like garbage and
Kim Catrell sucks hard.
The Island of Dr Moreau:
This movie is awesome
wait nevermind its not
why val kilmer why
Open Water:
Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch
Bitch Bitch Shark Storm Shark Scream
in Terror, Death Shark End
Sleepaway Camp:
"Eat shit and die Chris!"
"Eat shit and live Anthony!"
Best Banter EVER!
Reality Bites:
I hate this movie
I hate this movie I hate
This fucking movie
Any Gun Can Play:
Hey Jeff guess what? What?
Double Cross, bitch! Gun shot
You've got Fake tan on me
Coffee and Cigarettes:
What did I just watch
(swish of the cred hat) a fuck
-ing masterpiece Bitch!
Scarface:
An Anti-Gangster
movie, thats totally Gang
-sta! Irony Bitch!
Night of the Living Dead:
Are they cousins or
are they lovers, nevermind
because they're dead Bitch!
Enter the Dragon:
They killed the black guy
The white dude looks like Rick Link
-later. Look out Bruce!
Death Proof:
Worst idea ever
Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit
Kurt Russel crying
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